Monday, Nov. 6, 2000 - 9:50 pm
Yikes!
It's been a while since I last updated. I'm past the halfway point. I only have 6 weeks left of studenthood. It's a strange thought. Now I'll actually have something to put in the "Occupation" box. I've always felt that "student" didn't really count as an occupation. I feel that "Job-Schmob, I live off my parents!" was a more appropriate response. Unfortunately, that doesn't fit into the little IRS box.
Oh, disturbing news. I have been the lucky recipient of a harassing phone call. Yes, at 6:30 am a whispering man wanted me to guess who he was. Apparently, others guessed and he then subjected them to some semi-explicit conversation. I--being less than whimsical at such an early hour--refused to guess, but registered my distaste with a dial-tone.
Even stranger than the call itself, was the world's reaction to it. People were asking me if I was okay, if I was feeling scared. It was difficult to convince everyone that I was merely tired for a few hours and then went on with my life. No trauma, I promise. See Ma! No trauma. I may one day be playing a raucous game of Telephone and curl up in the fetal position and experience repressed memories. But right now, I'm just fine thank you.
So, folks. It's a wacky world out there. If any whispering men ask for me, tell them I'm sleeping.
Thank you and good night.
