8/17/00 - 7:39 pm
So, it's official. I'm a big dork. A really big dork.
I have become such a monstrous dork that when I was getting ready to go to the dentists for a wee bit o' work, I actually attempted to primp . . . for my dentist!
Okay, well, there is a semi-good reason for that. My dentist, actually dentists, are incredibly attractive.
I mean, y'know, for dentists.
Father and two sons, they're all some kind of genetic abnormality. They look and sound so much alike that it's just creepy. But needless to say, they've got good genetic material. 'Cause they're all cute and they're all dentists.
So, I was looking in the mirror and trying to see if there was any way to look attractive from any dental angle. Just a tip: it's not possible. Even if you check to see that there's no offending objects up your nose, they're still going to bend your face into shapes nature did not intend. It's just not pretty.
Ah, well.
I guess it just wasn't meant to be. I guess it's for the best. I wouldn't want to put one more freakishly similar dentist on the planet.
