7/1/00 - 5:41 pm
Weeeell, how're y'all doing out there? I'm sitting in here typing when I should be out there with the rest of the world barbecuing or somethin'. Instead I just don't feel like socializing. Why don't I get the urge to curl up in a ball on the appropriately rainy days? I'm supposed to be feeling social and frisky this holiday weekend, or at least that's what all the commercials tell me. The most important thing for me this weekend is to be worrying about the precise way to grill my corn on the cob (are there supposed to be some hyphens in there?), not how to avoid my family and are there any good/bad movies on tv?
Somebody help me here.
